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| So I was wathing the news today, and a story comes on about the shoes people lost when they evactuated New Orleons... WTF do lost shoes have to do with a national tradgety and the worst natural disaster in the US?!! I feel like im taking crazy pills! Mabey its just me, but I think the US has its news priorities seriously screwed up. First clue? Were in the middle of a war half way around the world, a national emergency happens, the economy is plumetting... and all we can talk about is how people lost their shoes while escaping a huricane. No worry to the 10,000+ people that are dead or missing, we have to mourn the loss of our precious shoe comodity.
This brings up another point about the news, I understand the whole importance about gay marriage and abortion and the right to life thing... but come on people. Evry night I'd turn on the news seeking to further my understanding of world views, ie the WAR were in, and all I can hear about is Gay maraige this, and abortion that. I DONT CARE! Like the madox website says (great website btw), I'm not pro-abortion, and I'm not pro-life. I'm pro-you-shuting-the-hell-up. Honestly, let gay people have abortions for all I care, as long as I dont have to waste my time watching this crap when more important things are going on in the world... like lost shoes aparently.
Basicly, lets get back to the real news, and if you have an opinon about gay mariages, or abortion, or Michael Jackson feel free to openly discuss it, just not around me cause its a waste of time and it pisses me off. | | |
| Some funny political stuff, need I say more...
 
This last picture isn't really political, I just thought it was funny
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| I'm not sure anyone else dose it, but sometimes you just have to sit down and start to type about absolutely nothing. I mean, it dosent have to even make sence about who you what. But its strange, because even if you write something totaly pointless, like this, the reader will usualy read all the way to the end. I mean, as a reader, the've already read this far, why not read the rest to discover if there is something important that mabey you'll miss. It could go on forever, yet, the reader wont take the hint that they should probably stop reading the post. so why is that? If you've read this far in this already mabey you can tell me the answer to that question, cause sofar I havent said anything of importance or anything that relates to anything of importance. But mabey its the hope that the writer will type something of importance further on in his writings. I mean, who knows, if the reader stoped reading at this point, A, they'd already wasted enough of their time to go ahead and finish reading the post, and B, mabey further on in the reading they'll discover something of importance in their life, like the secret to like, or whats inside a hotdog. But, theres no point in continuing to read because the fact of the matter is that no one knows the answer to either of those questions, so its pointless to continue to waste your time and expend your energy reading firther into something so totaly pointless sence it wont help you in life with anything. This writing reminds me of a Deep thought by Jack Handy which goes something like this... "I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when Dad approached. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it." "Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first-" Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer dog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and made me stop. "I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that, I just couldn't take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. "Son, come back!" yelled Dad. "What about your hammer?!" But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. "As long as you're pounding, why not use this?" I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad's outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story." I only put that story into this post to convey to the reader the point of me posting this tremendously long thing which you have just read. The point of this whole thing was to waste your valuable time, because you could have been doing something productive with all this time you've now pissed away reading this. Of course, I did try to warn you at the begining didnt I, but you just wouldnt listen to me and kept reading this ridiculously long post... you should be ashamed of yourself. | | |
| The next person who says that Hilary Clinton is an insparation to women evrywere is gonna get thrown off a damn building. I'm sick and tired of seeing that woman. If she gets elected president im gonna move to Canada or somewere... hell, even China would be better.
Now, most people when there talking about Hilary Clinton, (or as I like to refer to her as, the cancerous tumor in our government), get mad when I tell them the truth that shes an obnoxious cow. Then they always say that she is "a testament to women evrywere." Give me a break. The only reason she stayed with Bill is because she was enough of a pretentious bitch to want to hold on to the name and therefore the chance of being senitor or, god forbid, the president someday.
Now don't get me wrong, i support womens roles in government, but theres a difrence between a woman president and satan. Also, dont get me wrong about supporting the Republican party, I disagree with most of their views, but then again I also disagree with most of the Democratic views, and yet, who could ever want to vote for Ralph Nader? I mean just look at the guy...
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Personaly, I think we should have Nater and Clinton fight to the death to see who has the right to waste the American peoples time with their stupid bull-shit agendas. Now, you might be sitting there thinking, "how can Hilary Clinton Posibly be any worse?" Well, she used to be a hippy. Whats worse than a stupid, aging, pretentious hippy? One who wants to be president.
Now if only there were a place to send stupid hippys who are pretentious and deserve to be shunned from the rest of the world because there stupid and no one cares about their opinions...
Oh right, its called France. And while were at it go ahead and send Al Sharpton, George Bush (Junior and Senior), John Kerry, and Pauly Shore. Im sure they would have no trouble fitting in whith the other obnoxious idiots in France.
Honestly, if you still think, or ever once thought that Hilary Clinton would make a good president, you need to find a bucket, fill it with water, and drown yourself to spare the rest of us the trouble. | | |
| Happy 4th of July, as a tribute to this great nation we live in i shall now list all of the countries which suck more than the USA.
The previous list includes all the countries of the world exept for Australia, cause nothing can beat that country. And if you disagree, I could care less and your probably very stupid. Enjoy the holiday, and remember, unless you live in Australia, your country sucks compared to the US (with the posible exeption of Canada, becasue thats practicly the 51st state). | | |
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